Hey there, lovely people! I'm not your average housewife and mom—no, sir! You won't catch me prancing around in pearls and vacuuming in heels. Nope, I'm the real deal: a chaotic, coffee-fueled tornado with a knack for turning stress into comedy gold. I may not fit the mold of the Stepford housewife or the socially acceptable mom, but hey, who wants to be ordinary anyway? I'm me, tattooed, mouth like a sailor on those real tuff days & unapologetically doing the damn thing, one burnt casserole at a time!